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Red, White and Boom

Posted by Lonica on July 7th, 2010

If there’s one thing Ohio—and subsequently, Columbus—is good at, it’s being the perfect version of everything ‘American’. Fields and fields of corn wave in the summer heat. Apples are ripe for the picking amongst golden fall foliage. Farmer’s Markets dot the city throughout the long growing season, resplendent with peaches, peas, peppers, tomatoes, and homemade apple pies. Football takes center stage come September. Neighborhoods, established way back in 1830, showcase white-picket-fenced homes and blooming flower gardens.

Essentially, if there is anything that comes to mind when thinking “America”, Ohio most likely offers it. This is a great thing. I love Ohio for these reasons.

But, if there is one time in which Columbus goes all out, it comes around the middle of the summer. They certainly know how to do the Fourth of July right. They manage to funnel all their Buckeye Sprit (and if you know Buckeyes you know there’s quite a bit of spirit) and Ohio American-ness into this one holiday that spreads over the course of an entire four-day weekend.

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With Jym Ganahl forecasting clear, sunny skies and highs in the upper seventies, we got ready to soak up the spirit of America in a city that knows how to do it right.

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Friday night, we left Amelia behind, to fight the crowds at Red, White, and Boom. We managed to catch the tail end of the parade and sample a vast assortment of fried foods for dinner. Later, staking out our territory on the grassy lawn just north of the river, we people watched, camera practiced, and sipped the (festival requisite) lemonade.

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Just before 10 o’clock, the sky lit up with big, beautiful fireworks. Scott and I had a grand time testing out our photography skills and ‘oohhing’ and ‘aaahhhing’ at the results as they appeared on our little LCD screen.

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The next day, Saturday, we included Amelia—decked out in all her Patriotic finery—in the fun when we headed over to our friends for a backyard picnic and sparkler session. Amelia sampled her first Bomb Pop and declared it Good. The food was yummy. The sparklers were great. And the company was even better.

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Sunday, marked the true 4th of July and we celebrated by sporting our red, white, and blue attire to Church. (Side note: Why is it perfectly acceptable to deck yourself out in patriotic clothing at the 4th, but not really at any other time of year? The same enthusiasm with red and green at Christmastime would just look bad. ) We also finally remembered to hang up our flag out front. Later that night, Scott and I snuck down the street (leaving a sleeping baby behind) to catch glimpses of the nearby fireworks as they broke just above the horizon.

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Not to end the weekend too soon, we endured our neighbor’s own fireworks and poppings all day Monday. They were perhaps the most hardcore of all the revelers. Night or day they never really left the lawn chairs permanently encamped on their front lawn. There was never a cold beverage too far from their hands and a sparkler, rocket, or bottle cap too difficult for them to light. By the time the sun set Monday night, we were amazed at their continued patriotic spirit. Really, though, it just added a surround-sound element to our watching of the televised fireworks over the Hudson River.

With perfect weather, entertainment around every corner, and good times had by all, we really couldn’t ask for more out of any Fourth of July. It certainly beats sweating in the 110 degree Phoenix heat as you wonder how many more booms there will be before you can head home to the AC.

Because I Forgot, and You were kind enough to remember

Posted by Lonica on November 8th, 2009

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We did make it to the Pumpkin Show, with all its orange-y goodness. But just barely. The gods were working against us once again, when we pulled over to a secluded cemetery so I could feed Amelia and the car wouldn’t start back up. A short hike, polite request, and jumpstart later, we were once more on the way to the Show. So take that Pumpkin Gods!

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And it was cold. So cold, for everyone. Unless your name was Amelia. Then you were warm, snug as a bug–it’s hard not to be with a hood that comes down to your nose, warm gloves, fuzzy Ugs, and layers of blankets.

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I was most impressed by the “Diaper Changing Station” they had set up. And it wasn’t just because they had an entire stand for changing poopy diapers. I was impressed with the other three parents who came in and out, changing their children’s diapers, before I even got to finish Amelia’s one. Apparently, I have a lot to learn about how to quickly and effectively change a diaper. Did you know you could do it with only pulling off one pant leg and shoe? I was fascinated watching them…perhaps that’s why it took me so long to change Amelia?

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Amelia was equally impressed with the Christmas Tree tower of orange pumpkins. She requested one for our home this year, but I had to satisfy her with a pumpkin waffle instead. Good thing she’s so little and doesn’t really know the difference.

A Festival that wasn’t so festive

Posted by Lonica on August 21st, 2008

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In our (or rather, my) eternal quest to attend all the festivals that Columbus has to offer, we headed out Friday night with our good friends, Tony, Jenny, and their son, Seth. After walking around the St. Andrew’s festival, we decided it wasn’t really our scene—as if we actually have a “scene.”

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I guess you consider taking photos of small people more of our scene.

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On the recommendation of a fellow ward member, we headed of in quest of the yummy food to be found at the Starliner Diner. The eclectic menu and yummy food did not disappoint. Definitely someplace we’ll have to enjoy another night.

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Seth enjoyed the food too. Along with Scott’s camera…

Top Ten of Ohio State Fair

Posted by Lonica on August 10th, 2008

10. Playing Games: 10 points for spotting a mullet, 5 for catching someone fat wearing something they shouldn’t, 2 for pants sagging below the knees, 3 for catching a pregnant woman doing something she shouldn’t, ½ for Ohio State gear, and 1 point for booties that end halfway up someone’s back.

9. People watching: Man, who has had a few too many Slurpees, passing on the art to his adoring son…

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An immobile man pulling his sons in an attached wagon…

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8. “Ethnic” Fair Food: Nothing is better than Chow Mein at a State Fair! Who would have thought? Apparently, Indian Fry Bread is something you can only find in Arizona, but Chow Mein is universal.

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7. All Things Fried: Seriously. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches, Candy Bars, cheesecake, S’Mores, Twinkies, and potatoes—to name a few. We went with more traditional chicken tenders, French fries, and corn dogs.

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6. Native Snacks: Corn on the cob and caramel apples are as Ohioan as it gets!

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5. Entertaining Carnies: This guy, despite his bling, was surprisingly accurate at guessing your weight, age, or birthday.

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4. Religious Experiences: Apparently Alyson and I are now 100% guaranteed a spot in Heaven because we have been properly “saved” by a zealous couple and their son.

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3. Amusing Exhibitions: Cutco knives are awesome, as is my straight and shinny hair (although it isn’t really worth the $149.00 she wanted me to pay).

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2. Thrilling Rides: Only three tickets for a night-long stomachache.

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1. Great Company: It doesn’t get much better than that!

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We’re Just Here for the Ribs

Posted by Lonica on July 29th, 2008

The end of summer marks the beginning of Ohio Festival Season. If you recall from last year, I had a desire to attend almost every festival in town—and there are quite a few of them in and around Columbus. We missed the Rib and Jazz Fest of last year, so we thought we’d hit it up this year.

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Long before we actually saw anything, we could smell the barbeque. Already hungry, it made my mouth water. We were immediately amazed by the large crowds and massive awards that every barbeque team was ostentatiously displaying. Not only did they have a huge wall of banners hanging above their serving station, but they also stack their collection of trophies between lines of waiting customers.

We selected a stand that looked promising and ordered our food: four ribs, half a chicken breast, a pulled pork sandwich, baked beans, coleslaw, and a roll. I told you we were hungry—too hungry, in fact, to actually take any pictures of the food or us eating the food. The verdict? We decided the food was good, but City Barbeque is a close runner up. Unfortunately, we weren’t all that impressed.

Thirsty and in search of better grub, we headed over to the lemonade stand, where we purchased two regular size glasses. After three and a half years of marriage, I’ve learned not to share drinks with Scott. He tends to take really large gulps, especially if he is at all thirsty. It was yummy. Nice and sugary, not too lemony.

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One of the best things about this festival was the crazy people watching going on. There were seriously some of the most interesting people walking around, like the one chick walking around in five inch neon pink heels. Or the black man without a shirt, boxer briefs and shorts sagging so low they belted around his knees.

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Or the little kids we shared a table with while eating our spiral fried potatoes with bacon bits and Lawry’s seasoning. Despite how disgusting they sound, they were actually quite tasty.

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Or the interesting characters I watched dance to blasting club music as they passed by while Scott was snapping photos of the setting sun over the Olentangy River. It was very idyllic.

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Or the cute little blond-haired girls dance to the jazz music, as only completely oblivious youngsters can, while Scott snapped some shots of the Columbus city skyline. Needless to say, there was a lot of rubbernecking going on. We had a good time!