Driving in Ohio is not quite the same experience it was back home in Arizona, not including the driving in snow aspect. Maybe it’s just because all the roads are older and narrower, but it is really an adventure. Here’s a few strange quirks we’ve found so far…
1. Drivers feel absolutely no guilt about cutting people off and merging across gore areas when entering the free way.
2. You can come to a four-way intersection where none of the corners has a stop sign, indicating that all cars could just drive straight through if they so desired.
3. On many two-lane roads there is no middle turning lane, so any car that wants to turn left will just stop in the middle of the lane and traffic will back up behind him. Everyone waits patiently until the one car gets a chance to turn.
4. There will often be two off ramps on a freeway at an interchange. Cars will back up for miles in one lane and leave the other lane completely open, when they could join the open lane easily and cut of 15 minutes of their commute. This often results in a completely jammed up lane behind which everyone just waits patiently (see number 3).
5. You have about 10 feet of space to merge onto the freeway. Meanwhile cars from the freeway are trying to merge into your lane so that they can exit the free way, all in that same 10 feet of space. Scott claims that driving on the 270 is like playing a video game—you need 8 lives to make it home alive.
6. Rather than making a sharp 90 degree turn onto the freeway (which would make sense and take up less space) you have to take the ramp on the east side of the road to head west on the freeway and make a 360 degree circle before doing so. Here’s an example:

7. Along some roads it is perfectly acceptable to just park in the right lane. You’ll be cruising along in the right lane minding your own business when suddenly the car in front of you just keeps getting bigger and bigger. With a jerk, you realize that the car is parked and you’ll have to merge with the traffic in the left lane to make it around. It’s a completely new way to go about driving.
8. Main roads cut right through residential neighborhoods. During the fall these residents will dump all their fallen leaves along the side of the road making driving all the more difficult.
9. Street lights are not quite as professionally installed as may be expected. In Mesa the street lights are all attached to firm poles, where as here they swing from wires. The other night I was waiting at a stop light while I watched a gigantic icicle swing precariously from the street light above me. I was rather relieved when the green arrow came on and I could abandon my dangerous position.
10. Most streets are dark. Unlike the well-lit streets of Mesa, Columbus prefers to build streets without lights along them. I have to admit, though, that I rather prefer this method. Usually when a street does have lights, they are attractive old-fashioned street lamps, rather than the big, intrusive silver lights that occur every 5 feet in Mesa.
11. I saved the best for last. Street signs often make you shake your head in wonder, like this one…

I drive past this one quite often and can never help chuckling to myself.
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