
I woke Friday morning with something of a painful start. My tummy contracted and felt rather uncomfortable, but recalling my instructor’s advice, I groggily went back to sleep. This happened a few more times until I realized that continuing to feel contractions during the night is not right.
My mind immediately sprung into action. All I could do was consider the imminent arrival of my soon-to-be-born baby and the lengthy list of things I still had to accomplish before she left my womb. Items like: wash the floors, clean the bathrooms, complete the ironing, call the pediatrician, call the Insurance company, organize the baby’s room, install the car seat, pack a hospital bag, paint the changing table baskets, and complete the grocery shopping all ran through my head for a good, solid hour.
At a reasonable decent hour, I jumped out of bed and wrote everything down. With contractions continuing to come throughout the morning, Scott and I rushed to cross off as many things as possible on my list—for I was convinced that this baby was arriving.
We finished the grocery shopping by 5:30 as contractions continued to intensify.
Now, let’s back up. Running around like a crazy person was not on my game plan for the day. My graduation commencement was scheduled for Saturday morning and I was hoping to enjoy a relaxing weekend with Scott and we traveled to (Kent is 2 ½ hours away) and attended the ceremony. However, with my impending delivery, this plan was tabled in favor of enjoying a fancy dinner together here in Columbus. This baby may have side-railed my plans to walk across the stage and graciously accept my diploma in a figure-flattering gown and cap, but I was bound and determined to enjoy my fancy dinner.
So, as the contractions seemed to intensify, I paid them little attention. I wasn’t going to show up at the hospital hungry and devoid of my dinner.
Thus, we headed out to the Columbus Fish Market. We sat down and started timing my contractions. At this point, we realized they were methodically arriving every four to five minutes and lasting at least a minute. If there was one thing we learned from the class, it was to remember 5-1-1 (contractions five minutes apart, lasting a minute or longer, for a solid hour). I became a bit nervous at this point. In fact, I might have asked our waitress to bring our food as quickly as possible. She was a bit surprised to find that I was possibly in labor and I have to say, I’ve never had service quite so fast. That didn’t stop me from ordering desert though—I figured I needed to indulge before laboring through the night.

We returned home to grab our newly-packed hospital bags, call the doctor, and head to the hospital. After receiving the green light from the doctor, we headed out the door. At which point, my contractions fizzled out. I went from having them consistently every four minutes to about one every ten or fifteen minutes.
We were already committed though and more than anything I was curious. We arrived at the hospital and the nurse strapped some monitors around my belly, checked my insides, and instructed me to drink the world’s largest glass of ice water.

Scott and I then spent the next hour wandering around the hospital, trying to bring the contractions back on. I have to say, walking around in a hospital gown wasn’t quite the apparel I had in mind for the weekend—although it is about as flattering as a graduation gown.
We returned to the nurse only to find that I wasn’t really in labor and we could return home and go to bed.
It was something of a letdown. I’ve now completed my list of mandatory pre-baby’s arrival activities and don’t have a whole lot left to do but wait for my cervix to bloom like a tulip. All I can say is that this baby better be enjoying her life inside, because I’m ready for her to enter the real world.
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